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Welcome To Milktrash

This is your one-stop-shop for all your multimedia informational needs. Here at Milktrash you will find possibly the ONLY truthful reviews on the entire Internet. Everything our reporters say is the God damned truth. If you don't believe it, you need to open your fucking eyes.

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Read everything you find on the site. You may just fucking learn something. Feel free to comment any of the articles using the provided comment form. Send abuse to if you don't like anything about the site. Note that if the site looks bollocks, it's not the site code, it's your fucking browser. EVERY SINGLE PAGE is W3C COMPLIANT. There's even a little button at the bottom so you can prove it to yourselves.


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